a note to students and faculty...

A note to students, faculty, and staff in my building:

If, when complaining about the elevator not working, or that it goes too slow, or that in the original plans there was to be two (there's presently only one), you are expecting in me to find a sympathetic audience, you are wrong. Not only am I not sympathetic, but unless you are disabled, I will likely think you lazy, consumptive, and selfish.

Take the stairs.